An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.
It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"
"Ohh boy do i"
"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
"Ohh boy do i"
"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
by DonnyThePhatass September 16, 2019
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Get the Teacher's pet mug.A pet usually a dog or cat that is only found cute or adorable by its owner. A nasty pet is often seen at a friends home where it will start to rub their greasy ass fur and diseased eyes all over you the second you enter the home. Your friend wont get them off of you but instead smile and think that it is cute.
I almost threw up when I smelt that Nasty Pets breath.
my friends Nasty Pet shit all over the carpet and then ate it my friend thought it was so cute.
my friends Nasty Pet shit all over the carpet and then ate it my friend thought it was so cute.
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Get the Pet Wussy mug.a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
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"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."
I wasn't planning on getting a pet but I found a budgie in the park and he's lived with me ever since. He is a destiny pet.
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