Pet Wussy

Owning a pet, that so happens to be a wussy

“Have you seen the girl with a Pet Wussy?”
“No, why?”
“Ok”

by Osakinator July 9, 2022

pet republican

A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.

Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican

by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021

Destiny Pet

A pet that finds you by sheer chance. Or you find them. Together living happily every after.
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."

I wasn't planning on getting a pet but I found a budgie in the park and he's lived with me ever since. He is a destiny pet.

by FlorenceAlice June 28, 2022

Teachers Pet

A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help

Student: “Oh. I’ll do it teacher! I’ll do it!”
Other student:”Ugh your such a teachers pet.”

by TikTok Legend November 4, 2019

Teacher's pet

Some dickhead who always snitches you to the teacher

I swear man, I got bad grades because Danny in our group was the teacher's pet

by No_Quarter_for_them May 6, 2020

sperm pet

a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.

vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet

cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute

by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022

petting bulldogs

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

by ticklepanties May 27, 2015