fruit perv

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009

Merv the perv

Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.

by Oldirtyhampsta June 25, 2019

Perv Youth

A young kid who is very perverted.

That 11 year old is such a Perv Youth for watching his sister's porn.

by pervyouth January 3, 2010

mono-perv

Verb: The action of seeing someone in passing you would like to have sex with whilst mumbling the words out in your speech at a volume only you can hear.

A hot girl with blonde hair sits under a tree and flicks her hair back

Man mumbles: "i'd love to fuck that girl real hard"

Thus doing a mono-perv

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

Foot perv

A person with a foot fetish

Stop touching my feet, you Foot Perv

by Pig Child January 8, 2008

Perv stash

A perv stash is the wee little hairs that grow on the upper lip, and only the upper lip. It is said that perverts have these week, poor excuse for a mustache

Check out that guys perv stash

by Bitchey-bitch2002 October 5, 2018

Perv Pervinsky

A male supervisor who makes crude and rude comments at work. Not enough to go to HR but enough to want to puke a little in your mouth. aka Raunchy McSmutBag

My supervisor would always turn everything into a perversion. "My supervisor is a Perv Pervinsky cause brags about being a 2 pump chump"

by JK 420 March 4, 2008