There is a large body of literature to date that supports the notion that among all women of the world, Persian women are truly divine in style, grace, intelligence, and modesty. A detailed meta-analysis of present and historic literature further confirms that among Persian women there is one and only one , “Persian Goddess” who is highly praised as truly superior to the rest. SnapChat map services confirms this divine beacon of joy and positive energy originating from the heart of California’s Bay Area granting her the title “ ThePersianGODDESSoftheBAY” ;) She is formally addressed as "PERSIANGODDESS" w/ curly hair + crown emoji by SnapChat Inc. We love you Persian Goddess! Keep shining baby!
"Persian Goddess is It"
"She is the Shit"
"Got the Bay Area lit"
"Make your man cum real quick"
"Cuz you know she got that 5 star clit"
"She is the Shit"
"Got the Bay Area lit"
"Make your man cum real quick"
"Cuz you know she got that 5 star clit"
by San Francisco Chronicle June 23, 2022
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Tim: Mhmm, I'd sail that Persian River any day!
Tim: Mhmm, I'd sail that Persian River any day!
by Parmeleon Smooth January 18, 2012
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by Big "D" June 14, 2008
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by Pudgecraft September 24, 2011
Get the Johnny and the Persian mug.Persian Knights is a large semi-authoritarian gang that is prevalent in more than seven countries including the United States, Malaysia, Cyprus, England, Canada and Iran. Its roots are somewhat obscured, but its is believed to have been created sometime in the mid-1990's in the capital of Iran, Tehran. Other legends claim that the Persian Knights was first formed as a group in a small city in Cyprus called Famagusta - Gazimagusa in the local language. Gazimagusa means "the dead city", and some believe that members of the Persian Knights are "Ghosts of the dead city" because no one knows about their real identity. Members pledge their loyalty to God, Country and the life of the gang. Iranian gangs normally will concentrate on larceny and theft in various hotels. They normally concentrate on credit cards using them for the purchase of items or sometimes forging a credit card and passports for travel in-out of different countries. Some sell the stolen items to other criminals; this gang tends to be violent and will not hesitate to use weapons on their victims. Iran’s Mafia and Thai gang carried and robbed young Aussie owner of Diamond Shop
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In past years, a small group in the US called the League of Yellow is taking after the essential concepts of the bizarre gang of Persian Knights.
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In past years, a small group in the US called the League of Yellow is taking after the essential concepts of the bizarre gang of Persian Knights.
by pk souljah September 7, 2006
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Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.
Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.
Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $102
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $103
Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I demand to speak to your manager.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $102
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $103
Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I demand to speak to your manager.
by Doctor Id April 18, 2011
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