one percenter gag

A joke inj a book, movie or television series that is so obscure that only %1 of the audience will get it.

The Wish Upon a Weinstein episode of Family Guy is full of one percenter gags.

by Zyklon-B April 22, 2004

4 percent

1. A word used to compare someone who is a homosexual to the percentage of fat content in homogenized milk.

2. It is impossible to use this term without yourself being a homosexual.

That young fellow over there, I belive he is a 4 percent, because he enjoys the company of males in the region commonly known as his anus.

by K-Rimes April 2, 2004

Full-Percent

The state of euphoric charge by electricity where completion is at full capacity and can no longer accept charge.

How drunk are you?

I think my tank is on Full-Percent.

Hey bitch I got my money on Full-Percent.

This bud has me on Full-Percent.

by MIZIKAR November 2, 2014

one percenter

As a noun:
1. Someone who is in the top 1% in terms of either yearly income or total assets.
2. Someone who simply appears to be rich.
3. Someone who spends an extremely large amount of money on a single interest.
4. Occasionally just refers to the first world in general.

As an adjective:
1. Something usually attributed to one percenters.
2. Goods or services that are way more expensive than similar goods and services.

p.s. This keeps getting rejected, but I'm not making this term up. Search "One percenter" with quotes and more than half of the links refer to this usage. (but it's not on UD yet) You even accepted One Percenter Problem which is this used as an adjective. I took out the sample names used in my previous definition if that was a problem. (wasn't naming friends) Only using pronouns now, except Obama and Edwards who are celebs. Sorry about that.

As a noun:
1. Contrary to what some people think, Obama is a one percenter.
2. He dresses like a one percenter, but he's buried in debt.
3. Everyone in TF2 thinks I'm a one percenter because I have 6 god tier hats.

As an adjective:
1. The iPhone 5 shortage is a one percenter problem.
2. Everyone gave John Edwards crap for his one percenter haircut, but most major politicians who still have hair spend at least that much.

by sarysa October 20, 2012

percentometer

The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.

A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

percect

an area of origin between a male and female when in the influence of making love

"the percect in our position is very clear"

by tangiumgoole July 2, 2016

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021