peanut arms 

The go-to excuse for being unable to do something. Sounds suspiciously like a mild medical condition. Originally a quote from the first episode of Clone High, "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand," spoken by George Washington Carver's anthropomorphic peanut.

Hi'o, Guvna's. I'd shake your hands, but, you know, peanut arms.

I'd do the dishes, but... peanut arms.
I'd give you some of my fries, but y'know... peanut arms.

peanut arms by Vengeus October 16, 2010

Peanut Butter Teeth 

An individual who has poor hygiene in regards to their teeth, which causes their teeth to become a light brown color, resembling peanut butter.

Person 1: Hey, did you get with that girl last night?
Person 2: Nah, I told her to take a hike. She had peanut butter teeth.

Peanut Butter Teeth by Mr. NewVegas January 20, 2017

Peanut butter on the doorbell trick

Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.

"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"

Peanut butter on the doorbell trick by Klownrad December 4, 2020

Peanut Butter Gamer

One of the most Truthful gamer and YouTube host of all time.
Maybe not as Competent nor mature, but straight and simple and in most scenarios; Hilarious. You can Google it! He has a channel, he works hard;
Google: Peanut Butter Gamer
Other than that he also has an gaming channel too.
Google: PBGGameplay

"I'M OLDER THAN JUSTIN BEAVER AND NEVER CUT MY HAIR IN MY LIFE!! Well except that time where I spiked my hair, and another time where I shaved my head completely bald; BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I HAD IT FIRRSST! I had it firrsst." ~PBG

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

"And to finish this off, This is the first definition for Peanut Butter Gamer...So we have that now."

Peanut Butter Gamer by Supa Louie G August 11, 2014

peanut butt jelly 

When one slathers peanut butter on one side of one's lover's ass crack and jelly on the other side of one's lover's ass crack, squishes them together and then licks it up. Must be done while enjoying a 69 this puts the bj is in the pbj.

Peanut butt jelly is a great post workout snack.

peanut butt jelly by Seantel83 March 31, 2016

peanut gallery 

The term originated back in the theatre, where the cheapest seats were those way at the bottom floor and where people purchased peanuts because they were the cheapest snack. If they disapproved of the performance, they would throw the peanuts.

Howdy Doody, a show that started in the 1940's (not 50's), the children in the crowd were considered the "Peanut Gallery."

Vaudeville era man: Ay! This show sucks! You all suck! get off the stage! *Throws peanuts

Announcer: No more comments from the peanut gallery!!!!!!

Vaudeville era woman: Throw more nuts chap!!!!
Vaudeville era man: I'll give you some of my nuts instead..

peanut gallery by j-reg August 17, 2012

Peanut Butter Possum 

The act of a possum coating an elephant in peanut butter for its own gratification.

"Holy shit man that elephants getting a peanut butter possum!"

Peanut Butter Possum by Bazz_60 January 18, 2009