The Pastis Pack

The act of fingering a drunken girl with three (3) total fingers, simultaneously. This is known as "The Pastis Pack" because it is very easy to do when the drunk broad has been slammin' Pastis all night.

"Me and Chad's mom were drinking last night. She got so loaded I gave her The Pastis Pack!"

by The Pastis Packer August 11, 2008

nasty pasty

a mean person, who possibly wears Dierdre glasses

"get away from me you nasty pasty, you should have gone to spec savers"

by [Higglenobblegog] November 29, 2003

cornish pasty

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.

We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

peppered pasty

A vagina that hasnt been broken in.

Jo- 'Claudia are you still a virgin?'

Claudia-' ye i still have a peppered pasty'

by GemmyFizzle October 16, 2006

pillow pastie

When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.

My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.

by A_Man_00 September 4, 2013

pasty slapper

A pasty slapper is a person who will hit a person in school and ask for a fight but as soon as he is threatened he will run away and tell a teacher.

Josh you fucking pasty slapper get here now so i can beat your ass.

by Pasty__slapper January 11, 2018

Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

by Marko The Great July 30, 2004