A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
Get the Pasty Smasher mug.Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.
"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"
"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
by Marc P November 2, 2008
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Also known simply as insanity. This disorder is so named for action sports/motorsports legend Travis Pastrana for obvious reasons. Symptoms of this disorder vary and may include but are not limited to; the desire to backflip(sometimes multiple times at once) a motocross bike, the desire to jump a rally car 269 feet followed immediately by a backflip from six stories high into the Long Beach harbor, the desire to jump out of an airplane without a parachute on, and (successfully)duplicating Evel Knievel's infamous Caesar's Palace fountain jump.
My buddy tried to hit a double backflip on his bike, i think he has a legit case of Pastrana Syndrome!
by Nigel Bennett November 1, 2020
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Get the Smash Pasty mug.Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.
*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
by muph October 12, 2021
Get the creaming the pasty mug.A delicacy from Bolton, UK. It is any form of pasty/pie(though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty/pie, but you increase the munch factor. Pie barms can also be a messy eat.
Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"
by Lukewithak December 12, 2008
Get the pasty barm mug.Piggy the Pasty (muncher) is a right little fatty who eats pasties for breakfast and leaves half eaten ones in his backpack.
*Reuben opened his backpack at uni to find a half eaten chicken and mushroom slice, only to finish it in his lecture. What a right little Piggy Pasty
by Daddy Ronald June 3, 2018
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