Parking a buick

The act of taking a large shit

Wow, I was just parking a buick in your bathroom and you didn't flush earler so we are setting up a dealership

by Jed p December 15, 2005

parping

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005

Parking Lot Recycler

Items the garbage truck won’t take, like tires, motor oil, Hazardous Materials are loaded into the car trunk, back of the mini van or pick-up truck, then driven to the parking lot of usually a big box retailer (Caution must be used as video surveillance is being used to watch for this kind of activity) and then covertly deposited usually by a light pole. Lean the tires against the pole, set the milk jugs of oil around the perimeter of the pole along with the cans of paint.

Neighbor 1: The fuckin’ garbage men won’t take those old tires off my deuce and a quarter.

Neighbor 2: Yea they don’t take none of that shit, you gotta roll by Home Depot and do the Parking Lot Recycler!

by The CLE Steamer May 12, 2009

Parring

A ghetto term often used as a synonym for insulting/offending. The word is commonly used by delinquents and is prevalent in the East end of London

Are you parring?

Hassam is parring Tyler.

by ivcoffeeplease February 2, 2015

parking lot hopping

Going from one parking lot to the next in a car; hanging out & kissing.

We went parking lot hopping one night, and ended up kissing in the foodlion parking lot.

by Eureka Moss February 4, 2007

parking lotting

when people have nothing else to do so they just sit in a vehicle at night with 1 or more friends in a shady parking lot, and pig out and/or discuss life
referred to as "lotting" as short, or lets go "lot"

person1: yo man i just got a shitload of food from wawa, and i have a lot to get off my chest
person2: you want to go parking lotting?

by shitheadasshole December 30, 2008

Parking Zen

The natural ability for certain people to drive to a large venue parking area (concert, shopping, whatever..) and invariably locate a parking spot, in the best possible place.

Others do not possess this and end up in the satellite parking lots.

Despite Black Friday crowds, Rick found a upfront parking space at the mall in record time because of his parking zen.

by Dawgmum November 15, 2009