Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"

Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!

by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010

parmesan holder

The sacrum. That is, the small indent above the ass crack. The parmesan holder gathers parmesan, which can be lint or other extraneous matter.

His parmesan holder was pack full of stinky parmesan.

by jmc December 7, 2003

parker lemus

An amazingly beautiful MMHS c/o 03 graduate. Who has awesome hair and a perfect nose.

See: attractive

PARKER LEMUS = hot sex !!!

by MYSTERYSECRETHIDDEN ! February 23, 2004

perkesets

Perkesets-usually prescribed from doctors to kill pain to an injury....but people abuse them by taking 3 to 4 and become dependant on them.

Last night i took 4 perkesets and i dont remember what happened after that

by sadfsadfmel February 3, 2007

parker cop

a cop that is incredibly arrogant, inept, or just plain stupid. They usually get mad at teenagers for doing things like having conversation while in the lobby of a movie theater, standing outside a Mcdonalds or for being cooler than them. They typically abuse their power. The term was derived from the police force of Parker,Colorado.

i was at the mall and some stupid parker cop gave me a ticket for playing hacky sack. he called it "a projectile"

by dantes44 September 30, 2008

Nosey Parker

(Brit infml derog) a person who is nosey.

I caught that nosey parker reading my diary

by Maiden Melancholia June 26, 2006

Parkersburg

A small urban city in west central West Virginia, adjacent to the Ohio River. Historically significant for its abundance of 12 Step programs, overidentification with Neanderthalic sports activities, and large gay and lesbian communities, Parkersburg takes pride in being recognized as the enflamed, smegma-encrusted foreskin of Appalachia.

While traveling down I-77 I always try to stop in Parkersburg for my feminine hygiene products.

by VocabJabber October 17, 2008