Parker

The slob of the century.

Hey you have a disgusting mixture of sweat, nachos and semen on your chest. Stop being a Parker.

by fruitclup July 4, 2016

Parker

Sweaty autistic kids on roblox who think they're not mentally parked

haha dude im a parker nords are the master race hehe xd

by hehexd3421321 May 4, 2017

Parker

Parker is a very weird person.He is very Gay and he has a black nigger dick.

Parker has a horse dick

by Caleb3 November 6, 2019

Parker

Parkers are a type of dog, they usually bark for no reason, and have terrible breath. They have also been known to lick your dirty underwear.

That dirty homeless guy must be half parker!

by Kevin Rumpuljefferhamelton May 13, 2011

Parker

Super thick dood. He acts like he's right but like ya know he's not. Also he breaks hospital beds because like-like-like-like he's always getting hurt because he forgets how thicc he is and gets injured so like yes girl. Also he's a vampire so like. Watch out. He will untie your shoes. But like he probably won't unless you are jealous. Like that, and like also read thicc minds. But like other than that he probs won't even bother you. Just kiddingZ he will Bc that's Parker and like he's thick. Also on the streets he is known as Patrick, Parker goat, turtle dood and Mr.Thicc.

Girl 1) oh em gee. Have you seen that Parker dood?

Girl 2) emmmmm yaaaaaaa. Ofc I have. He's everywhere. Who hasn't seen that thicc dood?!

by Jellygrrrrrrrr42069 July 13, 2017

Parker

Parker, as in Penis Parker

Hey, there goes Penis Parker

by ♥megagay May 8, 2019

Parker

A girl who usually is up for anything and loves to get drunk! Very adventurous and outgoing. Loves nature too. She always sticks to the healthier side and eats alot of salad.

Boy 1- Have you seen what Parker eats? She is so healthy and fit;)
Boy 2- i know right!

by AnonymouslyAnonymously135 June 27, 2017