parker

some one who wears designer jeans, aviator sunglasses, skateboarder hats and tight shirts with v-necks on them with vans skateboarding shoes

Kids on MTV dress like parkers.

by ManStyle December 17, 2008

Parkered

To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.

It was a big night last night.

Yeah, I was totally parkered!

by fasteddyking January 22, 2017

Parkerism

The political idealogy where your opinion is "fuck them" "fuck em" "fuck the other side we run shit"

Commonly appears in high schools across America

We have a football game today, well its time for some Parkerism, "fuck em we Run shit and we are gonna win"

by K-breezyyyy April 20, 2010

parker.

Mutha Fcuking Gay ass homo WHo will Fucking die cause he a fucking muthafucking gay ass homosexual

"You man u one gay ass parker"

by LMFAO OWNED November 16, 2004

Parkered

Getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.

Dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!

by 0352 Doc October 16, 2011

parker

a little bitch boy

actual dumbass, and not in a good way

sam: do you know parker?
jackson: oh! the dumbass one?

by neighborhood_arthoe November 4, 2019

parker

A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.

A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.

by warning wolf May 7, 2018