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Golden Parachute Punk

A CEO who gets a fat paycheck after running a company into the ground.
Marge lost her 401K and all her company stock was worthless but the Golden Parachute Punk who drove the company into bankruptcy got a severance package of 20 million...the douche.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Shiloh Panic

Named after Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and the uproar over her androgynous, tomboy style.

The term was created by Autostraddle.com,and refers to any panic over people who don't colour between the gender binary's lines.

"Shiloh Panic is a larger commentary on societal moral panic.

Shiloh Panic is every moral panic.

Shiloh Panic is our society’s endless fixation with the regulation and suppression of sexuality and identity and originality. It’s the screaming burning blazing honest self, slamming up against the cold steel of a cruel, aged, bitter, stifled world."
1: Life&Style magazine cover: WHY IS ANGELINA TURNING SHILOH INTO A BOY? Article accompanied by pictures of Shiloh looking awesome. The name 'Shiloh Panic' is born.

2: Writer of the blog nerdyapplebottom.com lets her five year old son dress as Daphne from Scooby Doo for Halloween. Because he wants to. His classmates think he looks awesome, but their mothers feel the need to make fun of him and tell her she was turning him gay. Her blog post sparks a national discussion. This is Shiloh Panic.
by red_one November 5, 2011
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Parachute Pills

Basically take one or two sheets of toilet paper and place the pill or pills inside of the toilet paper. You can use a lighter to crush the pill or pills inside the toilet paper or a mortar and pestle outside of the toilet paper and then place the powder inside the sheet. You then fold then excess toilet paper around the crushed pill powder, swallow the ball and thus the paper dissolves and the crushed pill powder will hit your stomach and be processed faster because it is already broken down itself.
Instead of swallowing his pills with water, he will Parachute Pills by crushing a tablet between sheets of toilet paper to swallow, making the medication work faster.
by JukeJointJunkie May 25, 2014
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Panic!

(verb) - Something you do at the disco

Person 1: I completely panicked the other day.
Person 2: I didn't know you went to the disco!
by mpuppylo March 9, 2012
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Panic Wank

Having a wank in a moment of anxiousness, fear or when your just plain shitting yourself about something. Its like a phsyical way of letting out your fear in one quick, easy step.
Dave: "I think they know about the body in your freezer Scott"
Scott: "Ahh!!"
Richard: "Scott'll be off to have a panic wank now. Haha"
Everyone: "hahahaha!"
by Clairence (Drummond) December 5, 2007
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lesbian panic attack

when you see a fit girl and instantly get obsessed with her and you hyperventilate
olivia saw a girl and had a lesbian panic attack
by colinsandra October 28, 2017
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