The relgion that consists of worshipping the ultimate band: Paramore. This religion consists of 5 rules:
1) Paramore is the highest mortal power in existance.
2) Never use "Paramore" or the band members' names in vain.
3) All conversations can be linked back to Paramore.
4) When asked a question, Paramore is the universal answer.
5) Parahaters are allowed to be publicly ridiculed and harrassed and should be.
1) Paramore is the highest mortal power in existance.
2) Never use "Paramore" or the band members' names in vain.
3) All conversations can be linked back to Paramore.
4) When asked a question, Paramore is the universal answer.
5) Parahaters are allowed to be publicly ridiculed and harrassed and should be.
I just adopted the religion of Paramoreism today.
1) (pretty self explanitory)
2) Damn Paramore!
3) Parwhore 1: Hey how was the mall?
Parawhore 2: Good. (Paramore)
Parawhore 1: What did you buy?
Parawhore 2: Some pants. (Paramore)
Parawhore 1: HEY! PARAMORE ALL HAVE ORANGE PANTS!!
4) Q: How was your day? A: Paramore
5) Parahater: Paramore sux!
Parawhore 1: Well you wouldn't know good music if it sang to you!
Parawhore 2: Yeah! And you're stupid!
Parawhore 1: Go away and listen to what you call "music": The Naked Brothers Band!
1) (pretty self explanitory)
2) Damn Paramore!
3) Parwhore 1: Hey how was the mall?
Parawhore 2: Good. (Paramore)
Parawhore 1: What did you buy?
Parawhore 2: Some pants. (Paramore)
Parawhore 1: HEY! PARAMORE ALL HAVE ORANGE PANTS!!
4) Q: How was your day? A: Paramore
5) Parahater: Paramore sux!
Parawhore 1: Well you wouldn't know good music if it sang to you!
Parawhore 2: Yeah! And you're stupid!
Parawhore 1: Go away and listen to what you call "music": The Naked Brothers Band!
by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008
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Commonly used when others are naming their college, so the attending student can get by without using the phrase "community college".
Commonly used when others are naming their college, so the attending student can get by without using the phrase "community college".
Student 1: I'm going to the University of North Carolina
Student 2: I'm going to the University of Southern California
Student 3: I'm going to the University of Southern Paramus
Student 4: I'm going to the University of Delaware.
Student 2: I'm going to the University of Southern California
Student 3: I'm going to the University of Southern Paramus
Student 4: I'm going to the University of Delaware.
by Steph Zenn January 29, 2007
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Someone who has become ultimately obsessed with the Band Paramore. Not a day goes by that they don't think or listen about Paramore. They'll defend them, and kick the ass of any girl who talks shit about them. And if a guy is a Parahater... the "Paramoron" will some way or another get bowling balls strapped to their foot and kick them smack in the balls. It seems like almost every conversation that a Paramoron has will end up involving Paramore.
Paramore is the best!
Paramore is the best!
Parahater: Ugh, are you listening to Paramore?
Paramoron: Got a problem with it?!
Paramore: Maybe. And maybe you could give me your Riot! CD so i can shove it in a fat guy's rolls where it belongs.
Paramoron: Well why don't you give me your Hannah Montana CD so I can shove it up your ASS!
*Then the Paramoron pushes the Parahater down a steep hill, and yells-That's what you get...(then whispers)... when you let you heart win.*
Paramoron: Got a problem with it?!
Paramore: Maybe. And maybe you could give me your Riot! CD so i can shove it in a fat guy's rolls where it belongs.
Paramoron: Well why don't you give me your Hannah Montana CD so I can shove it up your ASS!
*Then the Paramoron pushes the Parahater down a steep hill, and yells-That's what you get...(then whispers)... when you let you heart win.*
by Paramore (and TDWP) Rulez D00d April 14, 2009
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I stayed home sick from work all weekend. I never left the house, and didn't even get out of my pajamas.
by stereopump March 26, 2009
Get the Pajamas mug.A para-site is a website that lives off the popularity of another (usually very popular) web site. Para-sites do this by spamming links pointing to their own site on another more popular website to gain traffic.
Because the web sites these para-sites spam on have so much traffic it means that even if they manage to siphon off only a small percentage of visitors they still get a lot more hits than they would have usually. (mainly because para-sites alone are of little interest to the average Internet user and of low quality)
Most para-sites will also have a lot of advertising on their websites. This is so they can gain revenue and the main reason para-sites exists. To make money without any effort and by the popularity of others.
The name originates from the real term "parasite" which means:
"A plant or animal that for all or part of its life obtains food and physical protection from a living organism of another species which is usually damaged by and never benefits from its presence. A person who lives at the expense of others, contributing nothing in return."
Para-sites would not exists without the large and popular sites they "feed" off.
For example on the known video site 'youtube.com' which allows comments, para-site owners or their bots will try and spam comments containing links to their own site, that lead to their site to gain more visitors and hits.
Because the web sites these para-sites spam on have so much traffic it means that even if they manage to siphon off only a small percentage of visitors they still get a lot more hits than they would have usually. (mainly because para-sites alone are of little interest to the average Internet user and of low quality)
Most para-sites will also have a lot of advertising on their websites. This is so they can gain revenue and the main reason para-sites exists. To make money without any effort and by the popularity of others.
The name originates from the real term "parasite" which means:
"A plant or animal that for all or part of its life obtains food and physical protection from a living organism of another species which is usually damaged by and never benefits from its presence. A person who lives at the expense of others, contributing nothing in return."
Para-sites would not exists without the large and popular sites they "feed" off.
For example on the known video site 'youtube.com' which allows comments, para-site owners or their bots will try and spam comments containing links to their own site, that lead to their site to gain more visitors and hits.
Another very good example is on the site "RottenTomatoes" where para-site owners and bots will spam what seem to be vaguely helpful links to images and "previews" of movies in the comment section of a movie release review, in order to try and get you to go to their site and make them money.
by BOiNG.Inc January 26, 2008
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Get the paramore mug.The term "cat's pajamas" comes from E.B. Katz, an English tailor of the late 1700's and early 1800's, who made the finest silk pajamas for royalty and other wealth patrons. This phrase is often likened to and/or confused with the 20's term "cat's meow".
Katz's pajamas are the cat's pajamas.
by skulldugger December 23, 2007
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