cold-packing

to find a recently deceased person (post morgue preferably) and have intercourse with the cold body.

John worked in the crematorium just so he could go cold-packing a couple of times a week.

by LynkPDX March 14, 2009

TV parking

A parking spot you don’t have to look for, much like on TV and in movie were you never see anyone waste time looking for a spot there just always happened to be one right as they pull in.

Hey Look a space by the door, it's TV parking

by Rinne C December 22, 2007

parking

To engage in sexual acts in a parked car.

Brad was too cheap to spring for a hotel, so we went parking at Lover's Lane.

by Mystie March 27, 2005

Parking Lot Theory

"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."

The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.

Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.

by icaruswings September 8, 2004

packing fudge

Tom Cruise's day job.

I saw Tom Cruise packing fudge today at the fudge packing plant. Later, he packed fudge into a truck. After work he was packing fudge with Mel Gibson. He later ate all of that fudge and got yelled at by Mel Gibson, who has made him his bitch.

by Krakatoanus April 16, 2010

PACKING MEAT

Packing meat: hung, well endowed, straped, HUGE

Oh yeah, he's packing meat!!!!

by Atre14 November 21, 2007

panting kine

(pidgin english) elicits a panting kind of response; of the panting response; elicits some excitement on some level

watching Victoria Secret fashion show all panting kine; listening to Makena music makes me all panting kine

by YNK January 14, 2008