Palm jockey

Chronic masturbator.

That guy is such a palm jockey.

by Spazzyspizzy April 19, 2010

Palms O'Clock

At Cornell University in Ithaca, NY, the time (usually around 12:15AM) that everyone in Collegetown goes to the Palms bar. This is generally a mass migration up Dryden Ave. to the Palms for cheap Busch Light, drunken dancing, seeing random friends, and finding someone to hook up with.

Dude! It's midnight almost Palms O'clock, finish your drink because we need to go now!

by c0rn3ll May 30, 2011

palm off

The act off passing shit to someone else.
Changing the subject when talking to an arsehole
A handjob delivered by two hands without the use of fingers

My wife was a victim of thalidomide, as such no one can palm off like her!

by Liquid Mercury June 27, 2016

Palm Shaking

The act of shaking your bed with your palm making it seem like there is an earthquake.

Tabitha thought there was an earthquake, but then realized Molly was just palm shaking.

by 8218 March 12, 2009

Palm Bay

A city in Florida noted for it's large negro population and world-renown meth houses.

"Hey wanna take a trip to West Palm?"

"Nah, meth's cheaper in Palm Bay"

by Maximum The Kyle August 6, 2008

palm tree

A clever invention by polar bears to disguise their presence.

You see those palm trees over there? Don't be fooled! There's really polar bears around here. They don't fool me!

by Fred the Wolf July 23, 2008

Palm Job

Ladies, let your fingers do the walkin' and your palm do the talkin'. A true feminine orgasmic delight created by the use of the palm and the fingers. Clitoral and g-spot stimulation occurring simultaneously leading to a squirting end. It can be performed by one or have a friend help. It is fun for one and all.

She wanted to squirt, so I gave her a palm job.
Americans need jobs, might as well be a palm job.
Create jobs...use your palms.

by Bootlover February 9, 2014