paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.

British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!

by faffabetaler April 14, 2019

Paedofiddled

When you are the victim of a paedophile. It is not the paedophile themselves but instead the victim. The person who has been paedophiddled must be under the age of 18.

Amelia: I'm so gutted i'm eighteen!

George + Adam: Errrrm okay, why!?

Amelia: Cause now I'll never be paedofiddled!

by georgeee123 January 25, 2011

Pedocrush

When someone finds someone a few years younger than themself, usually only 3-5 years however it can be a larger age gap.

Amy: My pedocrush Chris is so adorable
Sarah: that's so innapropriate - he's only 13
Amy: it's fine, he's going to be hot when he's older

by Pedocrusher123 October 18, 2012

paedosexual

One who is sexually oriented towards prepubescent children; this word does *not* imply action, contrary to the other definition.

Most paedosexuals do not molest children.

by Aazss December 4, 2006

Paedophile

Peadophiles have a really hard time fitting in. It probably doesn't help that their fucking immature assholes.

People who are scared of paedophiles need to grow up.,

by Quizzonmyface July 31, 2016

paedophobe

Someone who shows hateful or fearful behaviour towards paedophiles, even if they never showed intent to harm a child.

"Oh my God, he watches child porn! Call the police, he's a danger to my children!" - a statement a paedophobe is likely to make

by Mr. British July 19, 2006

Pedocriminalis

/adj/ org. Latin - Refers anything that relates to child abuse or involves a child being a victim or a horrible act by an adult.

When she starved that boy , she was pedocriminalis to me.

by Mercia Nivre August 11, 2009