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pedocrush 

When someone "has a crush" on someone younger/thinks someone younger than thenselves is hot - this is not the typical 50-year-old man likes 5-year-old girl thing. The word can be used when somebody fancies someone some years younger or when a grown-up or just older person fancies a child star in a movie etc.
"Omg, I totally have a pedocrush on that kid from Charlie and the Chocolate factory!"

"I know he is only 16, but I totally have a pedocrush on him!"
pedocrush by Flue December 16, 2007

Pedocrush 

When someone finds someone a few years younger than themself, usually only 3-5 years however it can be a larger age gap.
Amy: My pedocrush Chris is so adorable
Sarah: that's so innapropriate - he's only 13
Amy: it's fine, he's going to be hot when he's older
Pedocrush by Pedocrusher123 October 18, 2012
To have a crush on a Podcaster.
"I downloaded all of the back episodes of Dawn and Drew and realized.. I have a total podcrush on them."
podcrush by Wendy Starr July 14, 2005

Percrushing

When a percussion section member has a crush on another percussion member.
Amy: Tommy always holds my hand when he corrects my drumming during band and then he waves to me everyday.
Jane: He's totally percrushing on you!
Percrushing by Spongebobgal April 4, 2011

Pedocruising 

Cruising Myspace or any other social networking site to find potential jailbait for ogling.
Steve is a weirdo, that guy is always pedocruising myspace on his lunch break.
Pedocruising by Matthew Taclof April 3, 2008
When you have a crush on someone you work with professionally.
She has such a procrush on James Ogilvy.
procrush by Jessica Coghan April 25, 2008
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