Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! -Spike
by designs on you July 18, 2006
When a woman uses a puppy to decide whether her boyfriend would be a good father. She is looking for how he attends to the vulnerable and cute creature.
Ann: "How did Mike do on the puppy test?"
Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."
Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."
by yes juanito yes September 27, 2014
while havin anal sex with a women you place your testicles in her vagina - it is as hard as trying to keep a young dog in the bathtub.
by jonnie z October 30, 2003
by Jack Holf December 29, 2005
(n) a mentally disturbed, insane, or attention-seaking person that does or says revolting, disgusting, or bizarre things.
OR
a person who says or does twisted or gross things (but is not necessarily insane)
The origin of this slang word is unknown, but it probably comes from the fact that puppies eat their own vomit and feces, especially when sick.
OR
a person who says or does twisted or gross things (but is not necessarily insane)
The origin of this slang word is unknown, but it probably comes from the fact that puppies eat their own vomit and feces, especially when sick.
by Bitch-slappin' mofos since 1989 November 24, 2005
A combination of the phrases puppy love and crush. Generally with the same meaning, often describes having an extreme crush on someone that will never turn into real love or a real relationship.
Micky has a huge puppy crush on that famous Welsh actor, even though they will never meet.
Cindy has a puppy crush on the head of the football team, even though he's never noticed her. She still likes to think they will get together someday.
Cindy has a puppy crush on the head of the football team, even though he's never noticed her. She still likes to think they will get together someday.
by Flynnigus August 19, 2008
(a) The best of the best under any circumstances.
Dallas: "Did you see that crazy wave I just rode?"
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!
by Wild N' Out March 05, 2018