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cunt punt

Nick, michelle got me so mad today I did a cunt punt and walked away. Lol
by Birdman2000 May 23, 2015
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fart punting

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.
Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister
by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011
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fart punt

the act of punting a fart back into an ass
the fucker crop dusted past me so a fart punted it back in his stink hole
by DJ DIRTSTAR August 26, 2012
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grundle punt

That scumbag wouldn't give me my money, but after a good hard grundle punt, he found it.
by Gicky September 4, 2007
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punt bunny

A punt bunny is to American football as a puck bunny is to hockey.

Dedicated to stats, trades, and salary brackets, these girls don't often know more about the sport than their male fan counterparts - but have a more in depth knowledge of players' measurements.
If football is a game of inches... a punt bunny would know just how many.
by Knightbus February 4, 2010
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cunt punt

The act of kicking a female in her vagina
We were making out and when i accidentally bit his tongue, he tried to cunt punt me and then dumped me. I hate guys.
by twatblocker March 8, 2011
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punting lolly

Girl: Hey guys, some girl called me a punting lolly, is that true
Guy 1: Erm... uh... um... nah

AFTER GIRL HAS GONE

Guy 2: omg lol you were kidding right?
Guy 1: Dude, duh, ofc
by pippanto April 19, 2013
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