PTSD

Post Traumatic Snapchat Disorder

When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.

« can you check his snapscore i have ptsd »

by Hislayboibye May 3, 2024

PTSD

Post-Time Sympathetic Delusion

Oh man, whenever i think of her, i get PTSD

Life is crazy, but i've got PTSD so im crazier.

by Samurai Irob August 7, 2025

PTSTD

1. Abkürzung für Post Traumatic Sexually Transmitted Disease.

2. Beschreibt die doppelte Katastrophe, wenn man nach einer wilden Nacht nicht nur mit einer Geschlechtskrankheit, sondern auch mit einem Trauma vom ganzen Erlebnis nach Hause geht.

3. Bekam erstmals Aufmerksamkeit nachdem erscheinen des Hit-Songs „Herbst“ des Hamburger Rap Kollektives TomFord Music.

A: „Bro, was ist mit dir los? Du siehst aus, als hättest du Krieg erlebt.“
B: „Sag nix… ich hab PTSTD. Nie wieder Tinder um 3 Uhr morgens.“

by Julius von Österreich September 23, 2025

ptsd

somthing that you get after talking with a 4 year old on call of duty

stupid ni**a

shut up 4 year old
*screams*
i have ptsd

by ptsd from cod November 17, 2025

playground ptsd

- Feeling left out at some point in your life.

- Feeling bad.
- From the February 25, 2016 Vimeo Newsletter:
"We’ve all felt left out at some point in our lives. And we all know it feels bad. Vimeo wants to combat that playground PTSD: for over a decade, we’ve been building a safe haven for creators to do their thing, in whatever weird yet respectful way they want. ..."

We at Vimeo throw around the term playground PTSD, and equate a serious medical illness affecting hundreds of thousands of people with feeling bad from not being included in children's games!

by coloradsin August 29, 2016

Alcohol PTSD

The feeling of not being able to look at alcohol due to a bad hangover. Also includes not being able to drink certain type of alcohol due to a bad experience with it.

No alcohol for me tonight i still have Alcohol PTSD from last week

by SkinnyQueenHungryHippo May 5, 2018

Sex PTSD

Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.

Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD

by Crashy873 July 12, 2018