proxymo

A legendary slayer of frore gold dragons in the online game of drakkar.

Proximo pokes the gold dragon. Dang...

by bara February 8, 2005

Proxy Stalk

To help a friend or coworker obtain information on another person.

Gathering information on a person for a shy friend.

"My buddy wants me to proxy stalk this girl on Facebook since he doesn't want to make an account."

"No, I'm not going to help you get dirt on her boyfriend. I'm not a proxy stalker."

"She's just a Facebook "Friend", but you know her well. Could you... proxy stalk her for me?"

by SimpsonsFanatic August 14, 2009

proxy wallpost

A post intended for a large audience yet posted on a single person's wall to appear more genuine. Since proxy wallposts are visible through homepage feeds, one can advertise a trait of oneself that would be construed as bragging if in the form of a status.

Suppose you want to advertise to your friends that you are caring and social. This is impossible to brag about, so instead just find your friend who shares the most mutual friends and write this gem of a proxy wallpost:

"We had such a great time last week! I miss you so much <3"

Soon, everyone you know will see it in their feed. And, unlike a status, no one will call you on it for fear of you playing the None Of Your Business card.

by PaleBlueYacht May 26, 2010

Proxy-Mitesh

A person or group of people who, after being Miteshed, proceed by Miteshing another person or group of people in order to offload work.

man1 (after being Miteshed): Damn too much work! Better offload...
man1 Miteshes man2
man2 : Jeez, man1 is such a Proxy-Mitesh!

by unknown_male_486645 June 24, 2011

Proxenus

A kid who doesn't sleep and stays up all night playing a lot of League of Legends.

Guy 1: Why does that kid have such horrible bags?
Guy 2: Because he's a proxenus bro

by Dipset_Hippie September 5, 2016

cock proxy

Having proxy powers of the cock, in order to bone someone's wife.

"Hey Man! Your wife is hot! Would you grant me cock proxy so I can bone her?"

by DenverHaze October 23, 2012

shot proxy

The person that does your shot for you when someone buys you a shot you do not want to drink.

I can't do a shot! I'm driving. Bill is my shot proxy he will do it for me.

by JulieO February 11, 2014