poser

A person that is unable to face a person so they send someone else bugged up to talk to u instead.

"I Know sense we don't want to talk to joe let's send some posers too talk for us."

by joe1967 January 2, 2008

poser

someone who pretends to be/like something that they know nothing about.

Annoying Girl: OMG! I LOVE PARAMORE'S SONG MISERY BUSINESS!
Me: What's your favorite song from their old album?
Annoying Girl: uh, misery business
Me: no, old album
Annoying Girl: Paramore has an old album?
Me:You are such a poser!

by ferrsure June 22, 2008

poser

the dumbest fucking word ever created. often used to segregate kids who dont fit in according to their opinion. used by people who consider themselves "scene", "emo", "goth", "indie", "hipster", "skater", etc. all who use this seemingly harmless word are doomed to burn eternally in a firey inferno and/or a boiling vast of piss.

Hey look at that poser over there with the skateboard. I bet he doesn't even know how to skate." "i wasnt talking to you, i dont understand what makes him a poser, and in fact i have no idea who the hell you are... please go die.

by SrCahonez March 26, 2011

poser

Someone who follows a trend to fit in, and accually they dont at all.

1. Poser:"OMG IM SO EMO SCENE HARDXCORE!"
Not poser:"Fuck you..."
2. "Look at these Uggs! They're so not imitation!"
See gay fake trend follower

by Smileyouremo July 16, 2008

poser

Someone who displays an obsession with certain bands, stores, or anything hardcore when in truth they don't like hard rock, don't really shop at hot topic and got their only pair of black skinny jeans at hollister. Someone insecure enough to fake being badass or and does things like sayig they "snuck out" with a hot guy but really they just went to the end of their driveway at like 10pm.

woahh brittany and amanda are such pathetic POSERS, amanda pretends to be anorexic and birttnay doesnt shut up about how hot her ass is and how much of a rebel she is. sad.

by Bianca Haddad September 22, 2007

poser

Someone who pretends to be someone they are not, they "pose".

That girl isn't a real goth, she's just a poser.

by JennaQ June 2, 2006

Poser

People that are superficial
Often go tanning, watch shitty reality shows on MTV, Wear Hollister, drive SUV's, and make me sick

Tim buys torn-up jeans from Hollister, watches the Real World, Drives a Chevey Tahoe even though he doesn't need all the space it has, and goes tanning daily. What a Poser1

by Pig Child January 8, 2008