Annoying Girl: OMG! I LOVE PARAMORE'S SONG MISERY BUSINESS!
Me: What's your favorite song from their old album?
Annoying Girl: uh, misery business
Me: no, old album
Annoying Girl: Paramore has an old album?
Me:You are such a poser!
Me: What's your favorite song from their old album?
Annoying Girl: uh, misery business
Me: no, old album
Annoying Girl: Paramore has an old album?
Me:You are such a poser!
by ferrsure July 11, 2008
Someone who pretends to be what they aren't to get what they want. Usually, they prefer to back stab friends and then say that that person is a poser when in fact, they themselves are a poser.
Allison: You died your hair red to look like someone from a book!
Valerie: *cough* First, her hair is brown. Second, you died your hair the same color right after I did!
Allison: Like whatever poser. *snap fingers* *lots of girls who look the same pop-up* Like, we're leaving.
Valerie: Good luck with that.
Valerie: *cough* First, her hair is brown. Second, you died your hair the same color right after I did!
Allison: Like whatever poser. *snap fingers* *lots of girls who look the same pop-up* Like, we're leaving.
Valerie: Good luck with that.
by I'm a goth. Got a problem? March 13, 2008
the dumbest fucking word ever created. often used to segregate kids who dont fit in according to their opinion. used by people who consider themselves "scene", "emo", "goth", "indie", "hipster", "skater", etc. all who use this seemingly harmless word are doomed to burn eternally in a firey inferno and/or a boiling vast of piss.
Hey look at that poser over there with the skateboard. I bet he doesn't even know how to skate." "i wasnt talking to you, i dont understand what makes him a poser, and in fact i have no idea who the hell you are... please go die.
by SrCahonez March 10, 2011
1. Poser:"OMG IM SO EMO SCENE HARDXCORE!"
Not poser:"Fuck you..."
2. "Look at these Uggs! They're so not imitation!"
See gay fake trend follower
Not poser:"Fuck you..."
2. "Look at these Uggs! They're so not imitation!"
See gay fake trend follower
by Smileyouremo February 18, 2006
Someone who displays an obsession with certain bands, stores, or anything hardcore when in truth they don't like hard rock, don't really shop at hot topic and got their only pair of black skinny jeans at hollister. Someone insecure enough to fake being badass or and does things like sayig they "snuck out" with a hot guy but really they just went to the end of their driveway at like 10pm.
woahh brittany and amanda are such pathetic POSERS, amanda pretends to be anorexic and birttnay doesnt shut up about how hot her ass is and how much of a rebel she is. sad.
by Bianca Haddad September 11, 2007
by JennaQ May 29, 2006
A guy/girl/person( of any gender inbetween) that tries to be something they aren't and thinks they are really cook while being all poserish. The normal poser is an emo kid poser which is usually called scene. Poser kids are stupid. And Fags. Get a life posers.
"Dude lets go check out that new anime stuff!"
"YEAH and while we're at it lets look at that new Harry Potter movie! I heard it was RAD."
"We are so emo dude.."
"Yeah.."
(man from afar)
"Wow, what posers"
"YEAH and while we're at it lets look at that new Harry Potter movie! I heard it was RAD."
"We are so emo dude.."
"Yeah.."
(man from afar)
"Wow, what posers"
by Taylor1993 October 06, 2008