Reference to a fighting technique Azoreans especially young females used in the early 2000s to defend themselves against American and British occupats on Lages airbase, as they continually would rape the women pretty soon the women would start killing the men so much that they had to close the airbase.
by Britishbeans October 30, 2020
The act of using a Dyson vacuum to suck the creampie out of a recently insemenated woman. Then reversing the suction of the vacuum directly into said insemenated woman's face. Covering the woman with creampie thus making a runny Portuguese Egg Tart.
Finally got the chance to hook up with my foreign lady Rhubarb and give her a Portuguese Egg Tart. She'll be talking about that for days.
by 2ropes1neck March 26, 2019
When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and before the man ejaculates, she twists his member clockwise in a wrenching motion while he attempts to ejaculate.
I was hoping for a good time with that prostitute, but she ended up giving me a Portuguese monkey wrench.
by KongoJojo December 13, 2010
a breed of dog that originated from portugal, where they helped fisherman catch fish. they have webbed feet, and a blue tint to their skin. they generally love being in the water. they have either curly or wavy hair, and are either black brown or white.
by <3ssej March 16, 2009
by chemking May 12, 2020
When your having sex and you put a carrot, a potato, and a beet, then you cum in the vagina, mix it up and eat it for dinner. Serves 2-4.
by swagbro420 July 12, 2014
It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.
I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.
by Big Dong Boys February 26, 2016