Portuguese knife fight

Reference to a fighting technique Azoreans especially young females used in the early 2000s to defend themselves against American and British occupats on Lages airbase, as they continually would rape the women pretty soon the women would start killing the men so much that they had to close the airbase.

“Don’t mess with Fatima her dad taught her to Portuguese Knife fight.”

by Britishbeans October 30, 2020

Portuguese Egg Tart

The act of using a Dyson vacuum to suck the creampie out of a recently insemenated woman. Then reversing the suction of the vacuum directly into said insemenated woman's face. Covering the woman with creampie thus making a runny Portuguese Egg Tart.

Finally got the chance to hook up with my foreign lady Rhubarb and give her a Portuguese Egg Tart. She'll be talking about that for days.

by 2ropes1neck March 25, 2019

Portuguese Monkey Wrench

When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and before the man ejaculates, she twists his member clockwise in a wrenching motion while he attempts to ejaculate.

I was hoping for a good time with that prostitute, but she ended up giving me a Portuguese monkey wrench.

by KongoJojo December 14, 2010

portuguese water dog

a breed of dog that originated from portugal, where they helped fisherman catch fish. they have webbed feet, and a blue tint to their skin. they generally love being in the water. they have either curly or wavy hair, and are either black brown or white.

Look, that portuguese water dog is swimming in the lake!

by <3ssej March 15, 2009

Portuguese titty head

the shape of Dwayne the Rock Johnsons head according to Kevin Hart

You got a Portuguese titty head and women thies. – Kevin Hart

by chemking May 12, 2020

Portuguese Crow Egg

It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.

I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.

by Big Dong Boys August 28, 2016

North Portuguese Stew

When your having sex and you put a carrot, a potato, and a beet, then you cum in the vagina, mix it up and eat it for dinner. Serves 2-4.

Guy 1:Man this sauce is really good.

Guy 2:Thanks it is part of homemade North Portuguese Stew.

by swagbro420 July 11, 2014