white poodle

Another name for cocaine.

Me: What is Jon doing tonight?
Her: That fool is chasing the white poodle.

by MC PD June 26, 2006

Toy Poodle

A male who blatantly disregards sexism against men and campaigns for women's rights in the hopes of receiving a belly rub or a treat.

Sharon: "Men are such pigs, they just fart and burp and fuck around."
Harold: "That's kind of offensive, Sharon."
Ben: "Leave Sharon alone, Women aren't given enough credit."
Harold: "You're a bit of a Toy Poodle, aren't you Ben?"

by digitalerie September 02, 2014

wooden poodle

A raging boner complimented with a perfect dome of pubic hair, preferably as thick and curly as possible.

I was going to go down on the dude, but then DAMN he decided to take his wooden poodle for a walk

by Papa the Show Stoppa April 13, 2010

porkey poodle

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork

Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle

by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015

Poodle-tude

A poodle’s attitude.

Dang, my dog’s got the biggest poodle-tude today! One second he’s so sweet , then the next he turns into a gremlin.

by la1ne April 19, 2021

Poodle puncher

Sick ass band of 3 females who jam out and spread positivity around the world

Wow jimmy poodle punchers rocked last night

by Punchedpoodle September 17, 2022

Miniature poodle

The cutest,fluffyest dog ever!They will lick you to death,and cuddle you,and love you no matter what!

I love my little miniature poodle she's my little baby.

by Dork😂😂 September 30, 2017