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[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.
1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.
by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020
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Politician

by CaptianToad January 10, 2023
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Politician

A bunch of fugly old white guys that are scared of vaginas, gays, transgender people, and POC.
"Wow, that politician has not said one truthful thing this entire interview."
by Dikrat Jones December 1, 2020
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Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.

Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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Politician

_noun_

(of a person) needlessly and intrusively bringing politics into a conversation.
I will gouge my eyes out if you bring society into this one more time, you politician!
by KannaKandy February 3, 2025
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politician

That dude mike is a straight politician 😏🙄
by Calm9 June 3, 2022
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Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.
Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021
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