Perry the platypus

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer

Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night

by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019

Platypus’s

A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch

Mark: you are like a platypus’s

Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug

by Spitslayer June 18, 2020

The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.

Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

Platypus

When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.

"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."

by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020

Platypus

a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.

its got more than just mad skill
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"

It's Perry, Perry the platypus

by T3h_Sk3lly October 13, 2022

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025