Panty Pirate

Someone who steals girls panties to sniff while jacking off.

John Kelley is such a fucking panty pirate.

by fortworthcody October 31, 2008

Do what you want cause a pirate is free

You are a pirate!

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

by weareblahs December 21, 2020

Smelly Pirate Hooker

They live on Whore Island.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.

by shoelessloons September 20, 2010

Pirate teeth

When yo' be eating chocolate cake, yo look like yo have pirate teeth.

That birthday party was dope, and now I gots the pirate teeth.

by Dongledawg December 2, 2016

Co-Pirate

Noun: To make a copy or share a file in person that was pirated(definition 7).

A: "I just downloaded the first season of Lost!"

B: "I will have to Co-Pirate that."

by MikeTheBruin January 17, 2009

Stuttering Pirate

A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.

No thanks on the shots of tequila if I drink one more I will become a stuttering pirate.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009