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The City that the Brothers Love.

William Penn's Greene Countrie Towne. Philadelphia is an old, odd collection of neighborhoods. Many residents have never left their ZIP code. In fact, some of them don't even know about ZIP codes. TBH, I lived in Manayunk for 14 years and loved it. Lived in West Philly for three and it was fab.

Serviced by a good transit system if you know how to read a map. In general laid out well. Driving is an art, however this is due to people on the roads who aren't city dwellers. The city dwellers drive fine.

Some of the best restaurants on the East Coast. Fresh food everywhere. No need to eat in - cheap good food is all around you.

Best place I can think of to have home base if you have to travel a lot for work. You can leave your house unlocked for years in some 'hoods and your neighbors will watch out for you. Of course, they also know who you are sleeping with, but hey, it's a rowhouse!

Philadelphians shop at the Ac-a-me.
Did we just eat dinner in someone's living room?
Yes, what did you expect? Caesar's Palace? It's a restaurant, not a damn casino.

Can you let me off in downtown Philadelphia?
Sure, which train station?
by atomicalex May 1, 2006
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Philanthrapist

An incredibly good looking man or woman who rapes a more unfortunate looking person as an act of good will.
Brad Pitt raped my cousin days after her horrific wheat thresher accident. He wasn't even phased by her Downs Syndrome! That man is a true philanthrapist.
by jonassteele October 23, 2012
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Philadelphia

a very diverse city. home to the avenue of the arts, "smokin" joe frazier,cheesesteaks,philadelphia eagles, indepence park, rocky balboa, and the boxing capital of the universe.
it may have its bad parts but all in all philly is a unique and special place. "Ey,YO!"
by kool kid March 31, 2005
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philadelphia eagles

Formed in 1933, the Eagles struggled in their early years, but became dominant in the 1940s, making 3 straight championship games from 1947-49, winning titles in the '48 and '49 games. Under the leadership of quarterback Norm Van Brocklin, they won their third and most recent title in 1960. The team struggled for many years afterward, turning it around only in the late 1970s. From 1978-81, the team went on a streak of consecutive playoff berths that included a loss in 1980's Super Bowl XV. Under the multitalented quarterback Randall Cunningham, the team had 4 playoff berths between 1988-92, and followed these runs up with 2 more postseason apperances later in the decade. In the early 2000s, the Eagles were one of football's best teams with 5 straight playoff berths from 2000-04. However, Philadelphia's postseason record was dismal and it included 3 consecutive home NFC championship losses. The team finally made the Super Bowl in 2004, but lost a close one to the Patriots. In 2005, the Eagles collapsed, due in part to the Terrell Owens fiasco, and finished with a poor record.
"The Patriots have won their third world championship in four seasons! And all the Philadelphia Eagles can do is sit and wonder. They come up just short in another crucial playoff game, losing Super Bowl XXXIX."
by Sports Info July 9, 2006
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Philadelphia Platterpuss

A sexual act in which an assortment of lunch meats (Ham, Turkey, etc.) are inserted into the vaginal region and then eaten by one's partner; Thereby making a "platter" in the "pussy".
The horny homeless man sought a Philadelphia Platterpuss, and later had a Ham and Cunt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.
by DJ Socrates September 23, 2011
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philadelphia train connector

A sex act that can only occur on special occasions when you eat dinner with your girlfriend and her mom at your girlfriend's house. When her mom goes into the kitchen to check on the food, you and your girlfriend go up to her room and you bend her over the bed to fuck her in the ass. When the mom comes up to see what all the noise is coming from, you put on a strap-on backwards style and fuck the mom in the ass to create the illusion of a train connector between two railcars.
Bro- Last night, my girlfriend invited me over for dinner with her mom. I took advantage of this opportunity to pull the good ole Philadelphia train connector.
by DEEZNUTZ6969696969696969696 March 10, 2014
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Philadelphia

The Philadelphia Eagles are going to win win Super Bowl XXXIX
by Josh January 22, 2004
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