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bullshit path

a pathway that feels a hell of a lot longer to walk then what it really is. Just a boring ass pathway
I hate walking down bullshit path to get my drugs.
by Ddju October 7, 2020
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The Ben Path

The easiest route available.
I was feeling lazy today, so I chose the Ben Path.
by jammyjimmy May 26, 2024
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The Path

The compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations.

synonyms: the road, the compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations, the trail

antonyms: the ditch, the median, the parking space, the chair, the roundabout
She is on The Path.

He is on The Path.

They are on The Path.

We are on The Path.

Y'all are on The Path.

You are on The Path.
by Increase Mather March 30, 2008
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pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.
I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?
by kymnasium January 8, 2009
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Path

When you get deep in a line of dope songs through YouTubes "Up Next" feature and all the songs are unreal. A path of dope songs.
"Man I am on such a path right now."
"I took such a path in youtube."
by tytytylerlerler March 24, 2017
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Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010
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Cracks in the Brick Path

Idiom. Used as, "That's another crack in the brick path", or, "Those are cracks in the brick path." A saying used to describe an event or situation that could eventually be detrimental in the future, but is sustainable and superficial for the present. Or, something that can be fixed in the future and doesn't mean much now.
Ex: "Oh geez, one of my lightbulbs went out in my chandelier." "Hey man, cracks in the brick path."
Ex: "I scored pretty low on this homework assignment." "Don't worry! Just cracks in the brick path."
by Clemmerr January 28, 2024
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