A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.
I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.
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on rare occasions, you have the asian mother who is somewhat whitewashed and doesnt giv a fuck cuz she has her perfect son to worry about instead of paying attention ot her dumbass daughter. but the father fits the stereotypes 110% of the time.
grade scale:
A- acceptable
B- bullshit
C- cunt
D- death
F- there is no such thing
SAT:
2400- well no one gets this score
2300- brags about you to other asian parents
2200- expected
2100- why didnt you get a 2200?
2000- maybe a U.C.
1900- okay
1800- alright
1700- acceptable
1600- fail
anything below 1600 and you will be disowned and promised to be kicked out the day you turn 18
on rare occasions, you have the asian mother who is somewhat whitewashed and doesnt giv a fuck cuz she has her perfect son to worry about instead of paying attention ot her dumbass daughter. but the father fits the stereotypes 110% of the time.
grade scale:
A- acceptable
B- bullshit
C- cunt
D- death
F- there is no such thing
SAT:
2400- well no one gets this score
2300- brags about you to other asian parents
2200- expected
2100- why didnt you get a 2200?
2000- maybe a U.C.
1900- okay
1800- alright
1700- acceptable
1600- fail
anything below 1600 and you will be disowned and promised to be kicked out the day you turn 18
kid #1: why cant u go to the bonfire tonight?
kid #2: i'm not allowed to stay out late...even though im 17.
kid #1: oh thats right i forgot u were asian.
kid #2: im just gonna smoke a bowl in my room with the door locked so i can escape for a few hours.
kid #1: are you grounded
kid #2: no. i have asian parents.
kid #2: i'm not allowed to stay out late...even though im 17.
kid #1: oh thats right i forgot u were asian.
kid #2: im just gonna smoke a bowl in my room with the door locked so i can escape for a few hours.
kid #1: are you grounded
kid #2: no. i have asian parents.
by bobisnotmyrealname June 13, 2009
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"Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan totally parent-trapped the shit out of their parents!"
"Yeah. Susie wouldn't hookup with John anymore because he fucked her mom. He was really bummed about it, so I parent-trapped them and now they're back together."
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 1 to Girl: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "Wait, are you parent-trapping me?"
"Yeah. Susie wouldn't hookup with John anymore because he fucked her mom. He was really bummed about it, so I parent-trapped them and now they're back together."
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 1 to Girl: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "Wait, are you parent-trapping me?"
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Usually those who came from colleges De La Salle University and Ateneo De Manila University use this
Usually those who came from colleges De La Salle University and Ateneo De Manila University use this
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PRONOUNCED "A-ZA PA-RAY"
PRONOUNCED "A-ZA PA-RAY"
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Meaning the same as the English coined French word 'touché'.
Basically a way of saying 'good point' regarding a comment or come back someone else might have said
Meaning the same as the English coined French word 'touché'.
Basically a way of saying 'good point' regarding a comment or come back someone else might have said
by spanglebob March 26, 2009
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