My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!
Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.
Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.
by keguse April 03, 2012
A general description of a female who's sexual promiscuity is compared to an "organic" chicken's "cage-free eggs"
Question: Hey, what do you think of that girl? Answer: Her? oh, she's got organic ovaries, man; her eggs have been cage-free all her life.
by fatsouliman November 23, 2014
From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.
by queen_dtx April 26, 2024
When a girl/female is on her Menstrual cycle/ period and it's her sarcasm saying that her ovaries are going to fall out
My stomach hurts so much my ovaries fall out
by Real words 11 September 02, 2017
when a lame or bitch niggas obsess over a female by calling her three times in a row or going out his way too chill(get some buns)
by hood08 August 08, 2008
Ovary Act is a Drag King from Seattle who made himself known on Tiktok on Instagram for his HILARIOUS videos and his makeup artistry
by dumb4dumblebore May 13, 2024
Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)
Sleep deprivation
The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.
The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)
Sleep deprivation
The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.
The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"
by sensorydepth November 26, 2015