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horsiz optional

What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".
I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.
by QuacksO January 5, 2020
mugGet the horsiz optionalmug.

option Sam

A scenario in which 2 buttholes are available. You then use one for a pocket and one for normal operation's. Your pocket should be held in with a butt plug(obviously)
Friend 1: Fuck where am I gunna put my shmeckles?

Friend 2: Just go with ‘option Sam’ gurl
by Jajabinksjaja January 28, 2025
mugGet the option Sammug.

create optionality

To cheat in a committed relationship

For instance, you are actively on dating apps while in a committed relationship; creating/seeking romantic opportunities outside of your partner/spouse.
I’m sorry to string you along and create optionality in our relationship.
by OptionedProperty🙄 September 11, 2020
mugGet the create optionalitymug.

edit options

You have three edit options 1 publish 2 don't publish and 3 i don't know
by snoopsdoggs October 23, 2011
mugGet the edit optionsmug.

optionitis

sick of making choices. very similar to the laziness of senioritis.
I can't decide, man, my optionitis is flaring.
by walkwithme June 9, 2016
mugGet the optionitismug.

reid_.option

Reid_.option is a quite remarkable Instagram page focusing on chiefs news, and nfl memes. He is loved by all and a reliable way of getting the best KC Chiefs news. The date where his account was started may still be unknown but it current day it is doing great and with 199 followers it looks to break into 200 followers soon!
Type 1: “Bro look at this page reid_.option you should follow it”
Type 2: “Everyone should totally follow reid_.option he is reliable and has the best memes.”
by Japoxfrd November 23, 2021
mugGet the reid_.optionmug.

nose optional

The state of wearing one's mask improperly, so that the nose remains exposed.
Dude I swear every time I see K-money in the hallway, he's going nose optional. Does he even know how to wear his mask?
by John Juices February 13, 2022
mugGet the nose optionalmug.

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