One Direction Stan

A really cool person with an amazing taste in music who is in love with 5 of the best humans in the world.

Person 1: I'm a one direction stan
Person2: Oh my god thats so cool let's be best friends

by harryscoucounut April 17, 2021

One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.

"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"

by EdanP February 4, 2013

one direction concert

A place where fans meet up at an arena or stadium and listen to one direction (the best boyband ever) live..usually the concert consists of 80% fans and 20% carrots.at the concert you should expect twitter questions, lyric changes, falling , them eating on stage, and them being chased by security.

I went to a one direction concert on june 28,2013 and im now having post concert depression

by jenna horan April 16, 2014

One Direction Infection

A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.

Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-

by Surviorduide December 2, 2013

One Direction Affection

A large affection towards One Direction.

I totally have One Direction Affection!

by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012

One Direction Erection

When girls start throwing their panties and titties start popping out during a one direction concert. The guys on stage get a one direction erection.

I was at this One Direction concert and these girls took their tops off right in front of me.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.

by Instaburn June 14, 2014

one direction fandom

A really annoying fandom where girls obsses over 5 overrated boys. A girl who is in the fandom is diagnosed with"one direction infection." Somehow the girls can stand listening to every song of a group of 5 random btutish guys gir years or months. The fandom is considered"the most annoying fandom besides bronies." Almost every girl likes 1D. Some girls become violent. Sonehow they think showing off theyre cannabills and killers makes them look so strong. In reality it just makes them future criminals.

Nick:Hi umm did you finish the proje-

Ari:OMG ONE DIRECTION TORN #The story of my life. You know the urban dictionary says were the most violent fandom ever hehaha so i can get u in da hospital isnt dat amazayn #punny hahaha#one direction fandom LOVERRRRRRRR

(Nick walks away in panic)

Ari:Totes not phenominiall ugh
Directionator

by ilovepetsandvideogames January 7, 2014