God

Someone whom athletes always thank when they win, but never mention when they lose. (George Carlin)

"God made me trip behind the line of srrimmage."

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

God

A character in fictional novel.

Several fictional books contain fictional characters. God is no different.

by Gordon Freeman is my boyfriend October 31, 2004

god

A tool used by those that hold power to control the masses.

God is nothing more than a figment of your imagination.

by fedzMONKEY July 1, 2003

God

A concept of which almost all definitions of at urbandictionary.com are 'recommended for deletion'.

Atheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition supports God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.

Monotheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition does not support God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.

by Daedalus July 28, 2004

God

The origin of all awesomeness, and pretty much everything else.

God created the heavens and the Earth, and saw that they were totally sweet, and so he continued to make everything awesome.

by The Man Who Describes Things August 2, 2011

God

A something you can make money out of.

The orange link above is the perfect use of god.

by asdfghhjk April 8, 2010

god

It doesn't exist. It fuckin' doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? I am not going to join your religion unless you give proof that s/he exists.­

Religious Chatroom:

AtheistThatWantsProof: God doesn't exist.
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: OMG STFU GAY FAGGOT!!!1 UR GOIN TO HELL AND UR GAY. BCUZ GOD DOZ EKZIST U STOOPUD ATHIEST!!111
AtheistThatWantsProof: Oh, really? Can you give me any evidence to back up your claims?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UHHHMMM, WELL UHH ERR...
AtheistThatWantsProof: hmm?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UMMMMNN...
AtheistThatWantsProof: Well?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999 has just signed off.

by not found [Error 404] May 11, 2007