Open mic

When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.

Dude! My dick hole won’t close because my girlfriend went all open mic on me.

by 2 fat guys! June 23, 2019

Mic Galper

A white rapper from Brooklyn. Best known for roasting Chris Webby and Tim Gallo in his "reality check." His shit goes hard, and he absolutely smoked Webby.

"Yo did you hear Mic Galper rip Webby and Gallo to shreds?"
"Hell yeah! That shit was dank!"

by They Call Me The Wizard November 16, 2011

mic up

POV: You just pushed a slender’s copy and paste
He’s probably 8, so don’t worry.

24kVinniexx: MIC UP KID!1!1
You: No thanks you’re probably 8.

by 🧚‍♀️✨ Alyssa ✨🧚‍♀️ March 10, 2021

mic drop

Commenting on a facebook post and turning off notifications

You people are all asshats *mic drop*

by djdiem December 28, 2014

pop mic

1. A Net or stocking like material that Stops plosives and Protects your mic while recording.

2. A useless member of a band who sits and holds the Mic and pop mic while the singer sings. They are only good for playing rhythmn guitar, eating ice cream and holding the mic.

How to use pop mic in a sentence- "Hey Pop Mic stop eating your ice cream and hold the pop mic."

An example of a pop mic- Adam Hazell

by Adam Bower March 25, 2005

mic check

when a woman performs fellatio on a man.

I didn't hit that, but she did a mic check.

by Duke February 24, 2004

Noodle Mic

When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone

"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"

by TreeRooster March 15, 2019