The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf
by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. 
The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020
Get the The Jesusmug. Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro
by wastedphotos January 23, 2020
Get the Jesusmug.