offsome

1. to be of extreme coolness or awesome, so much so that it seems that it isn't cool.

2. to be inhuman or glitchy.

"That sermon was offsome!"

"That Halo kill was of extreme offsomeness."

by D. William P. April 19, 2005

Offset

A rapper from the famous trio, Migos. Also, a cheating ass nigga with like eight different baby mammas.

yo offset a dumbass nigga he be cheating on cardi
don't be an offset

offset's goatee be looking like a square ball sack

by xxxtentacion_onfroy December 28, 2018

Caught offside

Penetrating a female's anus, when the female assumes one would be penetrating the her vagina

Example #1

Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...

Example #2

Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident

by Chaucer1934 March 8, 2014

offshore drilling

1) anal sex

2) any form of anal penetration

1) John McCain supports offshore drilling, because he wants to increase the likelihood that he will one day be all up in Sarah Palin's ass.

2) If Bristol Palin had been more of an advocate for offshore drilling, she probably wouldn't have gotten knocked up.

by blosama October 22, 2008

Offside

Alvaro Morata

Alvaro Morata is in, but he's offside. Of course.

by rafterpods November 24, 2018

offshoring

When Asia, India, Pakistan, and all those gay third-world countries steal jobs from America. They are not as skilled as the Americans they stole the job from, and are too stupid to realize they are getting paid very little compared to Americans.

Offshoring sucks.

by Kyle May 17, 2004

the offspring

A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!

I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!

by The Truth. May 3, 2005