For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:
- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.
If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.
- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.
If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.
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Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?
"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".
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Sext Offender: Hey baby, I'm naked and thinking about you.
Recipient: Who is this?
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1. "My pissed-offedness cranked up after the waiter came outside to say we didn't tip him."
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2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."
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