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non-offensive swears

For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:

- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.

If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.
"Oh, vuck, i left my shi at home."
by b1LLi0 October 22, 2004
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flex offender

A player who is ranked higher in flex queue (generally considered a queue that doesn't matter) than solo queue in the game League of Legends.
Allan is a flex offender. He's Bronze in solo queue but Silver in flex queue.
by ThePhamtom February 4, 2018
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non-offensive swears

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?
"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".
by Al October 27, 2003
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Sext Offender

A person who randomly sexts someone they don't even know. Thus, freaking them out. Or, someone who sexts so often that they sext the wrong person.
Sext Offender: Hey baby, I'm naked and thinking about you.
Recipient: Who is this?

Sext Offender: I bet you would like it if I came over there and took off your pants.
Sext Offender's Mother: Mike, this is your Mother.

Person 1: Why did Ashley dump Mike?
Person 2: Mike got caught sexting some girl.
Person 1: I bet he's a repeat sext offender.
by drewxo5 February 28, 2011
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pissed-offedness

A ratio of being pissed off and being offended at any given time: A measurement of the anger you feel toward people, things, or events at a specific moment.
1. "My pissed-offedness cranked up after the waiter came outside to say we didn't tip him."

2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."

3. "That goat fuck niggerriggery is not helping my pissed-offedness."
by SchizoFranticClown December 19, 2008
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To Offer a Pinocchio

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.
To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
by wolff333 June 3, 2009
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Savory Offerings

That chick tried to tempt me with her savory offerings so I'd buy her a drink.
by Noicore June 23, 2010
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