Also known as Obsessive David Archuleta Disorder, ODD, and ODAD, it is the disorder many contract once hearing American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta sing. Symptons include but are not limited to:
*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.
See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).
One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.
There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.
NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.
See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).
One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.
There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.
NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
Girl: Doctor, I'm scared! I think I might be really sick!
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
by Kissestotheheart February 12, 2009
Get the Obsessive David Disorder mug.A very under-rated, super sweet, Pink Floyd Album.
It's not mentioned much unlike Dark Side of the Moon, The Wall, Wish you were Here....But it should be! Personally, I like this album and Piper at the Gates of Dawn, best. If you're not a true Pink Floyd fan, you have no idea what I'm talking about.:
It's not mentioned much unlike Dark Side of the Moon, The Wall, Wish you were Here....But it should be! Personally, I like this album and Piper at the Gates of Dawn, best. If you're not a true Pink Floyd fan, you have no idea what I'm talking about.:
iluvjbros12: Omgzzz i just went 2 hot topic and got a dark side of the moon shrt!
truefloydfan: Great, poser. Go to hell.
iluvjbros12: ZOMG I CNT BELEVE U JUST CALLED ME A POSER! pink floid roxxx my soxxx!
truefloydfan: Yeah, Im sure that's why you can't spell the band name right, only know one album, which was the most famous, and probably only know one song which is money. How bout obscured by clouds?
iluvjbros12: wth do clouds hve 2 do with this? i h8 u. money rox. its my fav. pink floid is like my sec. fav band behind the jo bros! 8D
truefloydfan: What the hell has this world come to? Please just go bash your head agaisnt a wall and never talk to me again.
*Blocks*
truefloydfan: Great, poser. Go to hell.
iluvjbros12: ZOMG I CNT BELEVE U JUST CALLED ME A POSER! pink floid roxxx my soxxx!
truefloydfan: Yeah, Im sure that's why you can't spell the band name right, only know one album, which was the most famous, and probably only know one song which is money. How bout obscured by clouds?
iluvjbros12: wth do clouds hve 2 do with this? i h8 u. money rox. its my fav. pink floid is like my sec. fav band behind the jo bros! 8D
truefloydfan: What the hell has this world come to? Please just go bash your head agaisnt a wall and never talk to me again.
*Blocks*
by BACKTOTHEFUTUREOWNS. January 2, 2010
Get the Obscured by Clouds mug.Related Words
obsessed
• obs.
• Obsession
• obscene
• Obsidian
• obsolete
• obscure
• obsequious
• obsessive compulsive disorder
• obstacle illusion
by Keikat July 19, 2013
Get the Obsessed mug.AIM- "Hey Derek my grade on that spelling test was obsurd! i totally studied that shit."
"Wow Bryson, Its spelled absurd. maybe theres a reason you failed the spelling test.."
"Wow Bryson, Its spelled absurd. maybe theres a reason you failed the spelling test.."
by Alyssa Weber May 22, 2008
Get the obsurd mug.–noun
1. a person having infinite knowledge of arcane pop culture knowledge and background.
–adjective
2. of or characteristic of an obscuritan.
1. a person having infinite knowledge of arcane pop culture knowledge and background.
–adjective
2. of or characteristic of an obscuritan.
by D. Coffman/M. Bixby September 8, 2007
Get the Obscuritan mug.Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea, feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety when close to a given person or thing.
1. When a guy talks to a waitress at a bar and she asks him what he would like to drink, that guy then has a proximity obsession and thinks he has a chance to score because she talked to him. 2. A wanting for an item that is within your immediate vicinity but you had no desire or wanting for it otherwise.
by Brad Humphrey March 25, 2006
Get the Proximity Obsession mug.A person who holds the belief or the doctrine of observing while retaining their distance from the observation.
An observist holds up the empty glass and does not see it as lacking or as promising but as a lens through which to view the room.
by Deborah Lehman April 11, 2008
Get the observist mug.