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Obi

a cute grey blue eye French bulldog named after star wars. but watch out! he can be viscous. he also has a cute head that looks like a mushroom.
look at obi! he is sunbathing.
by nataly ksor October 25, 2022
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OBI

The need to ask obi for help
by Kari Hatake February 15, 2022
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Obi-Schlong Kanobi

A legendary figure known for his mystical presence and extraordinary "force" hidden beneath a pair of loose sweatpants.

Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.

Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.

"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.

Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.

Synonyms:

The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL

Usage in a Sentence:

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."

May the girth be with you.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Schlong Kanobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
by Jaban1 February 14, 2025
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Obi-Wan Kenobi

Space-Jesus
Guy 1: Man.. I am so religious
Guy 2: Really? What do you believe in?
Guy 1: Space-Jesus Obi-Wan Kenobi!
by johnny12340 May 13, 2021
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Obi-Wan Kenobi

Meme. Obi Wan is a fucking meme.
Just above to Shrek and Bully Maguire, Obi-Wan Kenobi is the God of Memes.
by nubnerd24 November 28, 2020
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obi

OMG Obi is just perfect ahhh.
by øbï July 2, 2022
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Obi-Wan

A village in the administrative district of gmina Władysław, within Władysław County, kuyavian-Pomeranian Voivodeship, in north-central Poland.
My friend and I went to visit Obi-Wan during our stay in Poland.
by Hopeless Situation Elder April 4, 2022
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