Bakersfield Omelette

When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.

We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.

by mctacos666 June 28, 2010

omelette

A one-meal dish with egg as the main ingredient, add some cheese or milk and other desired toppings, mix well, then fry till golden brown, fold into half and serve. Originally French, now it's known internationally. Toppings can include ham, capsicums, tomatoes, mushrooms, sausages, etc. Extremely popular for breakfast or a light meal.

I'd die for an omelette right now!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

Omelet

Short for "I'm going to let"

I should smack you but omelet you go this time.

by Peter March 9, 2003

Twat Omelet

This is when you pour 2-4 eggs into a willing females vagina. You are to then beat/whisk them by having rigourous intercourse till the mixture reaches yuo prefferred consistency. The female is now asked to evacuate the mixture form her vaginal cavity into a waiting bowl or preheated frying pan or skillet (I suggest the bowl). Cook and enjoy!..

Variations include:

- Adding all the fixings: peppers, ham, onions etc
- Single or dual orgasm for more flavoring

Tim: "Carl's a douche, so I made him a twat omelet with more flavor, I told him it was european recipe I was trying"

Roger: "Did he eat the whole thing?"

by Bccsah January 20, 2011

Havana omelet

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.

after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!

by TheMocker November 1, 2005

Runny Omelete

When you insert raw eggs into the girls vagina before you procede to fist them till well beaten. Then you make the girl pour the eggs in a pan and make you breakfast.

guy-"I'm hungry!!!"
girl-"Well I'm horny"
guy-"Well then lets make us a runny omelete!"

by runny alex October 6, 2008

omegling

The act of sifting through a ton of penises to finally reach someone who looks halfway normal...and then skipping them only to sift through some more dicks. It's a cycle.

Omegle is basically the new version of the popular "chatroulette" site where you are connected to a random stranger and expected to either make small-talk or show your genitals.

Sorry...we were omegling. My mind is forever branded with the memory of a thousand hairy dicks.

by larain140 October 3, 2011