noomph

a stupid twat
tosser
piece of shite

Danazar saw his neighbour proudly steal a packet of Sensations from a blind 5 year old and run off. Danazar shouted “you noomph” as he was running off

by DZ10 March 8, 2024

Noomling

tranny

look at that Noomling over there

by mvttxo January 9, 2025

noomf

Coined by award winning actor Shawn Hatosy on May 22, 2025, it means a Twitter user who isn't following you back.

Total noomf behavior tbh

by HatosUrban Dictionary May 23, 2025

Nooming

Akuma Nihmune’s version of the word cumming.

Plural: Noomed

“The Noombas were Nooming when they saw the new characters on Azur Lane.”

by gooberman111 December 26, 2025

25VolarSleet/Noomi

25VolarSleet (also known as Volar or Noomi.) Is an incredibly hot fucker with a much bigger cock than Simon. A guy/girl or whatever the fuck who can AND WILL steal your girl.

25VolarSleet/Noomi: "I have a bigger dick than you.

Simon: that's sus...

by 25VolarSleet May 10, 2021

Dirty Nyomi

Where the girl does not wash nor wipe her ass for weeks following up to anal sex and eats multiple laxatives before intercourse. The male would hold his pee several hours before intercourse and in the middle of anal sex a bucket is placed underneath and when the girl starts to poop the male releases his pee and tries to fill the bucket all while having anal sex they keep going till both partners finish. After they place the bucket of poop and pee into a humidifier that is in a small room with no ventilation and wait for it to fill the room

Guy 1:“I pulled a dirty nyomi with my girl last night”

Guy 2:“Ew dude get away from me”

by Real.Talker607 April 5, 2023