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tuna noodle cobbler

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A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.
Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.
by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014
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boosack noodle

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Noodle dish made in asia. Particularly known for being served at rude, b*tchy chinese restaurants. It’s made from a wrinkly boo sack, commonly served alongside some, suck-a-dick chicken, a poo-poo platter, and a glass of tampon tea.
Hello, I would like to order the “boosack noodle” please!
by PreciousJacksonnn April 30, 2019
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calm your noodles

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basically calm the f*** down, chill out, take a breather.
It can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your penis.
Paris- OMG guys I have to do so much shit tonight, I'm going to be in over my head.
Sam- WOW why dont you CALM YOUR NOODLES...physco
by anonymousyahooligan112 May 27, 2009
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Schnitzel My Noodle

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When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off
When I went to Germany I let my girl schnitzel my noodle and it felt so good
by Clarkethebark February 17, 2017
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ramen noodle diet

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When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.
Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."
by GlazeHer December 31, 2013
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spoo noodle

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Stringy cum pulled out by the tip of your dick after anal sex.
I shot my load then pulled a big spoo noodle out of her ass.
by smegma roach September 11, 2005
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Negro Noodle

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The penis of a black male. Used mostly by YouTube prankster "OwnagePranks" with his Asian impersonation voice "Buk Lau."
Wut da hewll yu say tu me? I kiwll yu wit da negro noodle i shove up yo ayaass!
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