Hetero-Gay

A man who is homosexual but only feels attraction to the opposite sex, and not the same gender

"He came out to us, he said he was Hetero-Gay, we all smiled in support"

by DefoNotAScammer October 8, 2022

hetero

Enemies of lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo.
That dudes who simply live and let live.

lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "R u gae?;)"
dude: "mhh..Nope"
lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "WAAAT R U HOMOPHIBIAN/HETERO?!?!?!? BASTARD RACIST"

by georgerius January 17, 2022

hetero-assitarian

One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.

That nigga not just straight, he a hetero-assitarian.

by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021

Humble Hetero Day

Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.

Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!

by tandynbell July 17, 2021

Hetero Sapien

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags

karen: hi im hetero sapien

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

That’s Hetero

It’s a uno reverse on the stereotype of saying that’s gay.
It means your a normie

“That’s hetero ”means you need to evaluate your straight cis gender norms

by Mr.whore July 23, 2021

hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021