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stretch limo

stretched out car that is very circa 1980s, usually driven in by people to go to special occasions such as weddings, funerals, and proms
Hart's Dad: I was like, "Hart, Stretch limos are so 1980s." God forbid one drives down my street and my neighbors see it.
by websterremixed March 14, 2005
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throat stretched

Hey girl, I'm on my way over. Be ready cause you're gonna get that Throat Stretched.
by Big C in FW March 9, 2016
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Hair stretching

A method of changing the curl pattern of naturally curly hair by setting hair creating a larger curl pattern to reduces hair shrinkage.
The client asked her stylist for a flat twist as her hair stretching style.
by BlondeElocks September 28, 2014
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Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.
"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"
by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021
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Stretched Denim

When a girl is wearing a pair of pants that are obviously a size too big. Spotting them is quite easy. if their butt cheeks do not fill the capacity of the jean, that is some stretched denim
"I'm Angry!"

"Why?"

"That girl could have a nice looking behind but she's wearing some Stretched Denim."
by trixisforkids3 January 15, 2018
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hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone in not quite in your reach,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to the object or person who is out of your reach.
that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.
by runthesun July 5, 2017
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asshole stretch

Large object going in bum hole

Put your big penis in my bum hole and make my asshole stretch
by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 August 23, 2016
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