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Nielson

The rotted remnants of seman left behind after gay anal sex.
Dont get that Nielson on you. You'll never get the smell out.
by Johny Hopkins January 30, 2009
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Nigel'd

When a male brings home a girl from a club or the nights' events, and upon commencing coitus, the male realizes that the "female" is actually a male as well.
Guy: what happened with you and that chick last night?
Guy 2: Man, i got Nigel'd
Guy: wow that blows
by druzy August 3, 2012
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nigel no mates

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends
"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"
by kiwi9016 May 31, 2018
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Negative Nigel

Someone who dislikes a person or thing for no apparent reason, just as a stuck up British man named Nigel would be. The Negative Nigel has most likely never met or at least tried to talk to the person, or tried the thing or event that he judges so much. In general, the Negative Nigel is just negative about a lot of things, more than a Negative Nancy. In fact, Negative Nancy actually learned from Negative Nigel after they were together.
Tyler doesn't like Brandon because Tyler just doesn't like him.

Hey Tyler, let's go riding!

Ok well I hope that Brandon dude isn't there.
Why?
He's annoying.
Why is he annoying?
He just is.
But you haven't even met him...

Tyler is therefore a Negative Nigel.
by jdub289f October 30, 2013
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since you asked so nicely

"Since you asked so nicely" is a sarcastic term basically meaning "that was rude, but i'll do it." Often used after forcing to say/do something, like "Move now" or "Give me that"
"Give me your phone"
"Since you asked so nicely
by agathaallalong April 25, 2021
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Niels

The name of the most amazing guy in the world. He is incredible, smart, fun, creative, and really cute. When you are stressed, he’ll listen to you. He may or may not enjoy smoking weed, drinking beer, and consuming a certain type of “stracciatella” cottage cheese.
“Hey I think I have the biggest crush ever on this guy. I dream about him every night and during the day too.”
“What’s his name?”
Sexy stuff.”
“No really, what’s his name?”
“Why should I tell you?”
“You shouldn’t, but tell me anyway.”
“Fine, his name is Niels, and I’m in love with him.”
by Bandittt_fire January 19, 2021
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Nigel Hayes

Was the only African-American on the Wisconsin Badgers. Known for his press conferences. Helped Wisconsin get to the Final Four for two straight years.
by Niegl June 15, 2015
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