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Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.
Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
by ianelectro March 18, 2013
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seismic nightmare

The occurrence of a nightmare in such epic proportions that the victim felt as if the dream was terrifyingly real, and even after waking up, is still powerfully mentally shaken (hence the term "seismic") for the remainder of the day, unsure of the difference between reality and illusion.
That seismic nightmare about his family's death has really ruined his attitude.
by Ramasm August 23, 2017
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Day Nightmaring

Similar to daydreaming, but instead of thinking about warm happy things you’re probably imagining a dark torture room filled with Eastern European guys named Surgei, or that one date you went on where the guy flossed in the movie theater.
Snap out of it!”

“Sorry, I watched Saw 3 this weekend and keep Day Nightmaring.”
by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016
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Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.
(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)
by Baldwinning September 27, 2012
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Fluid Nightmare

Doing something that causes you not only to shit your pants, but also to piss, vomit, cum, spit, and bleed into your pants.
person 1: Hey did you see how steep that double black diamond was?

person 2: yeah, it caused me a fluid nightmare.
by wooden man May 10, 2012
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Nightmare Trail

A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.
Did you see Shanon's nightmare trail at the beach last weekend?
by Lord Galloway December 10, 2011
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Nightmare Nostalgia

Reminiscing on bad memories that trigger anxiety and/or depression
Nathali: "Look at these math and science textbooks from Grade 7 and 8"
Mounir: "Wow, that literally gave me nightmare nostalgia"
by waterwaterwaterloolooloo March 4, 2021
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