Nice Guy Syndrome

When a poor nice guy can't get a girl to like him just because she
- already has a boyfriend

- thinks he is completely unattractive
- doesn't like his personality
or because he
- is a total neckbeard
- doesn't understand social cues
- is probably a brony, furry, etc.
- calls himself a "pickup artist"
- wears a fedora everywhere he goes

A neckbeard says, "I can't believe Stephanie won't dump her boyfriend and be my girlfriend. Girls always go for the douchebags when they could have a guy like me who will love them and respect them!"
His non-neckbeard friend replies, "Dude- you've totally got Nice Guy Syndrome! Go jack off to My Little Pony or some shit."

by 33thanksnothanks33 March 13, 2018

Mr. Nice Guy

Mr. Nice Guy, Is a way to describe the certain situation -Where your dick is not HARD, nor Soft.... Meaning there's enough blood pumped in it to give it some respected amounts of girth and heftiness, and a very nice banana shape... And, there's not enough blood to make it erect and create some discomfort in public nudity places(i.e Public showers, Schools gym shower, Sauna...).
All this makes a perfect situation for walking proudly among other fellow men which do not or are not currently having this phenomenon.
Public showers are a great place to have a "Mr. Nice Guy", because you walk proudly among other shrinked and springie looking dicks...
Also a great time for it, is when you show him to a lady, So she can fully appreciate the shape and size of the tool.

Guy A, *Walks into the showers in his health club... While having a "Mr. Nice Guy"...*

Guy B Through F, Look(or rather glance, to not seem homo/gay) with awe and respect to Guy A's penis to see the marvel that walks among them...

***Needless to say -Guy A walks tall and proud of the 7th wonder of the world hanging astonishingly from his lower body...

by Igneshto November 11, 2009

Nice guy Syndrome

A disease flooding younger adults who compel them to be complete and utter assholes to women because the aren’t interested and don’t know how to let the guy down gently

Person 1. Man, I heard that Chad has a case of nice guy syndrome

Person 2: well, that’s no surprise

by Some Dude Tryna Do His Best June 19, 2019

Mr. Nice Guy

A dildo, vibrator or other masturbatory tool a woman uses while spelunking.

She goes to the market to get some things she needs: cigarettes, some chardonnay, and a ten-pack of C's for Mr. Nice Guy.

by EmJayH June 18, 2008

Nice-Guy Complex

The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.

"I don't understand what I did to deserve this"

"You just suffer from the nice-guy complex"

by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 04, 2009

nice guy nick

Nice Guy Nick is a cool cat and everyone likes him and he’s small and Asian. Any one would be proud to know Nice Guy Nick.

“Have you seen Nice Guy Nick today? Well he’s cool today and it’s a joy talking to him.”

by BornInHawaii November 22, 2018

The curse of the "nice guy"

The curse of the "nice guy" is when a guy is literally the perfect guy like if you say to him "hey ill call you later tonight" he'll stay up all night just incase that person does call, but he always get treated like shit but he also ends up with the good ones

Dammit man i swear i have the curse of the "nice guy"

by Bubba is faggot September 19, 2019