New Years Eve

A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st

What are your plans for New Years Eve this year?

by CountryGirl14 January 1, 2015

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New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

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New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.

My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.

by big hm December 27, 2022

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An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.

Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."

by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012

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